
That 8-foot pool table looks manageable until you learn the slate alone weighs 800 pounds and costs $3,000 to replace when it cracks. Every year, LA emergency rooms treat dozens of pool table moving injuries, from herniated discs to crushed feet. The DIY vs professional debate ends quickly when you understand physics, liability, and the very real possibility of destroying your $5,000 table. Here's why moving a pool table yourself ranks among the worst DIY decisions possible.
Pool Table Anatomy Lesson
What you're actually moving:
- Slate bed: 700-1,000 pounds
- Frame: 200-300 pounds
- Rails and pockets: 50 pounds
- Felt: Delicate, tears easily
- Total weight: 1,000-1,300 pounds
Slate specifications:
- 3/4" to 1" thick
- Usually 3 pieces
- Precisely leveled
- Cracks if flexed
- Cannot be repaired
One crack = table destroyed
The DIY Disaster Scenario
What DIY guides suggest:"Get 4-6 strong friends, rent dollies, be careful"
What actually happens:
- Friends bail last minute
- Slate cracks from flexing
- Someone gets injured
- Doorways too narrow
- Stairs become impossible
- Felt tears
- Table never level again
Success rate: Under 20%Injury rate: Over 50%Damage rate: 75%
Professional Method
How pros actually do it:
- Photograph current setup
- Remove pockets and rails
- Remove felt carefully
- Separate slate pieces
- Transport individually
- Reassemble precisely
- Re-felt professionally
- Level perfectly
Time: 4-6 hoursCrew: 3-4 specialistsEquipment: $2,000 worth
Cost Comparison Reality
DIY true costs:
- Truck rental: $150
- Equipment rental: $100
- Friends' bribes: $200
- Your time (2 days): $500
- Felt replacement: $300
- Medical bills: $500+
- Slate replacement: $3,000
- New table (when destroyed): $5,000
- Potential total: $9,750
Professional costs:
- Standard move: $300-500
- With stairs: $400-600
- Long distance: $500-800
- Complete service: Guaranteed
- Total: $300-800
Professionals 95% cheaper considering risk
Equipment Requirements
DIY equipment needed:
- Pool table dolly (specialized)
- Slate lifters
- Socket wrenches
- Staple gun
- Level
- Moving blankets
- Proper truck
- Lifting straps
Cost to buy: $800Cost to rent: $200Chance of having: 0%
Pros own everything already
Physical Requirements
Lifting reality:
- Slate piece: 250-350 pounds
- Requires 4 people minimum
- Perfect coordination essential
- One person slips = disaster
Injury types common:
- Back injuries (permanent)
- Hernias
- Crushed feet/hands
- Shoulder damage
- Knee injuries
Your health worth $300 savings?
The Slate Problem
Why slate is impossible:
- Zero flexibility tolerance
- Hairline cracks spread
- Must stay perfectly flat
- Cannot twist even slightly
- Temperature sensitive
DIY slate handling:"Careful" isn't enough. Physics wins.
Professional handling:Individual padding, specialized carriers, perfect support
Doorway Navigation
Standard doorway: 32" widePool table width: 44-54"
DIY solution:Remove doors, hope, pray
Professional solution:Disassembly, easy passage, reassembly
Stuck in doorway stories:Countless. Expensive. Embarrassing.
Staircase Impossibility
Pool table + stairs = nightmare
DIY attempts:
- Sliding down (crashes)
- Carrying (injuries)
- Crane through window ($2,000)
Professional method:
- Complete disassembly
- Piece-by-piece transport
- Safe, systematic
Never attempt stairs yourself
Re-Assembly Complexity
After moving (if successful):
- Slate alignment critical
- Leveling required (precise)
- Felt installation ($300)
- Pocket alignment
- Bumper adjustment
DIY result:Table never plays right again
Professional result:Perfect playing surface
Insurance Considerations
DIY damage:
- Homeowners might not cover
- "Negligence" exclusion
- No recourse
Professional damage:
- Covered by their insurance
- Liability protection
- Claims process exists
One crack = $3,000 claim
Time Investment
DIY timeline:
- Day 1: Disassembly attempt (8 hours)
- Day 2: Transport and reassembly (10 hours)
- Day 3: Trying to level (gives up)
- Week 2: Calling professionals to fix
Professional timeline:
- Single day
- 4-6 hours
- Complete service
The Felt Factor
Removing felt:
- Must be perfect
- Usually tears
- Cannot reuse often
Installing felt:
- Professional skill required
- Special tools needed
- $300-500 if damaged
DIY felt installation: Disaster guaranteed
Common DIY Mistakes
"We'll just slide it"Frame warps, slate cracks
"We don't need to disassemble"Doorway damage, injuries
"The slate won't break"Famous last words
"How hard can it be?"ER visit imminent
When DIY is Acceptable
Never.
Seriously, there's no scenario where DIY pool table moving makes sense.
Even if:
- You're strong
- Have friends
- Own equipment
- Have experience
Still no. Too much risk.
Pool Table Types
Slate tables:Professional only. No exceptions.
MDF/Wood tables:Still heavy (400-600 pounds)Still need disassemblyMaybe DIY (but why?)
Outdoor tables:Lighter but awkwardPossible DIYStill risky
Professional Advantages
Beyond just moving:
- Inspect for existing damage
- Identify potential issues
- Proper re-felting
- Perfect leveling
- Warranty on work
- Peace of mind
Value beyond transport
Specific LA Challenges
LA pool table moving issues:
- Narrow hillside roads
- Apartment stairs
- Earthquake retrofitting
- High-end tables common
- Celebrity homes (perfection required)
Local expertise matters
Questions for Pros
When hiring:
- "How many tables moved?"
- "Insurance coverage amount?"
- "Disassembly included?"
- "Re-felting available?"
- "Leveling guaranteed?"
- "References available?"
Experienced pros answer confidently
Red Flags
Avoid if they say:
- "We'll slide it"
- "Disassembly not needed"
- "Bring your friends to help"
- "Extra for stairs" (after quote)
- "Cash only"
Find real professionals
The Verdict
Moving a pool table yourself isn't brave or economical—it's foolish. The risk-to-reward ratio approaches infinity. Professional pool table movers exist because physics, weight, and precision make DIY virtually impossible without injury or damage.
SOS Moving coordinates with specialized pool table professionals for safe relocation. While we handle your household items, certified table experts handle this specialized challenge. Your back, your table, and your friendships deserve professional handling.
Have a pool table to move? Call 909-443-0004 to discuss professional options. We'll connect you with specialists who move pool tables daily, not friends who'll hate you afterward. The $300-500 investment prevents thousands in damage and medical bills. Your spine will thank you.





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